FAQ’s

Q.      I figure it must take some brains to play jazz.  What did you guys get on your IQ test?

A.          Drool.

Q.      How do you guys know if your stage is level?

A.       There is drool coming out of both sides of the banjo player’s mouth.

Q.      What do you guys consider to be perfect pitch?

A.        Kevin’s cornet being thrown into the dumpster without hitting the sides.

Q.      When I grow up, I want to be a cornet player.  What advice do you have for me?

A.      First off, you said you wanted to “grow up” and “be a cornet player”.  You can’t do both.

Q.      What’s the best thing about being a musician?

A.      Hey, where else can you earn hundreds of dollars a year?

Q.      Why does your singer always show up late for rehearsals?

A.      She can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.

Q.      Why do you guys move around so much when you're singing?

A.       Because it is harder for the audience to hit a moving target.